Yes, I know I just said I wasn’t going to be doing many or any episode-posts. So sue me.
Anyway, a while back famed fansub group Dattebayo announced that they were dropping Naruto in favor of subbing Pokemon Diamond and Pearl and released a fansub of the ninth episode, also stating that they would later go back and sub the previous episodes. Surprising no one who has ever paid the slightest bit of attention to their antics, this news post was a troll, and Dattebayo continues to sub Naruto to this day.
Much more surprisingly, they recently actually released a fansub of the first episode of the series. This prompted me to download and watch it, since I clearly have too much free time.